The Exod'd'us of McDonalds (see Abe's Oddysee and its sequel, Abe's Exoddus, for explanation as to spelling)

I love animals. Why do we communicate? If apes had computers, do you think they would be able to establish a new world order? Maybe on wrestling, where everything seems permissible.

YOU DECIDE HIS FATE! SAVE THE MUDOKKONS! OR SATIATE THE GLUKKONS! THE CHOICE IS IN YOUR HAND(S)! Ah, the wonders of being politically correct.

Consider that we are, in essence, apes too. Hah, then what? Pshaw!

Check out Roberto Carlos' shots on Youtube. Poetry...pure poetry.

X-ing a paragrab. Or Politian? Maybe the Raven quoted something else.

Heres to Liverpool hammering Chelsea tonight!

And for all of you out there, call me Narcissus.