The Awesomeness of Gavin

Hi there. I am a totally random person. I chanced upon this wonderful blog, and just KNEW that it MUST be dedicated as a shrine to all things Gavin. I hacked in, and here I am! For security purposes, I shall keep my identity a secret.

Note that I am totally random.

Gavin is wonderful. If he keeps going at this rate, he may turn into pure energy force, enough to power the whole world! He's an altruist at heart. If he was to power the world, there would be no requirement for any deforestation! No pollution! GENERATION UPON GENERATION WOULD OWE HIM!!!

Gavin is so great. He assists others, even when it may not be in their best interests for him to do so! A misanthrope is a word that should be thrust as far away as possible from this awesome chap.

He is love.

Why, just the other day, I saw him reviving a fish that had already been fried. Just the smallest example of the love that emanates from this lad.

The humblest token of appreciation that this lowly scribe can afford, Master.

51

Ahh, the 51st post! 50 has come and gone, and here is 51!

For this post, my dear readers, I'll actually make sense, it being a momentous occasion and all.

Today, I'll discuss the need for maturity. I do believe that I am, to a certain extent, immature. I mean, I'm bigger than the average Malaysian male, but I do not always get taken seriously. I believe I need to stop smiling, start glaring at all and sundry, and only THEN, whilst I get any respect. Dammit!

Far Cry 2, THE BEST GAME EVER! Patience, young padawan, tis' the key to the game!

Hope Pa likes the pen...

The Exod'd'us of McDonalds (see Abe's Oddysee and its sequel, Abe's Exoddus, for explanation as to spelling)

I love animals. Why do we communicate? If apes had computers, do you think they would be able to establish a new world order? Maybe on wrestling, where everything seems permissible.

YOU DECIDE HIS FATE! SAVE THE MUDOKKONS! OR SATIATE THE GLUKKONS! THE CHOICE IS IN YOUR HAND(S)! Ah, the wonders of being politically correct.

Consider that we are, in essence, apes too. Hah, then what? Pshaw!

Check out Roberto Carlos' shots on Youtube. Poetry...pure poetry.

X-ing a paragrab. Or Politian? Maybe the Raven quoted something else.

Heres to Liverpool hammering Chelsea tonight!

And for all of you out there, call me Narcissus.

To the Love of My Life

No matter where you are darling, heres remembering the good times. Always know that I loved you unconditionally, and your return would have me ... happy.

Heres to you, Sandy. The only girl that ever truly loved me (excepting Moms, that is).

And to whomever took her, I forgive you.

J. Gavin