The Difference Between Success and Failure

I love watches. If you have an automatic worthy of my time (pun intended), do drop a line.

Liverpool are leading 3-0 at half time. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Watch out Sir (apply a thick Indian accent, inclusion of yaar is at the discretion of the reader)!!

RIP Anne

You were my first love. I cherished the moments we had together. The last parting was memorable. I'm glad it was good. There were rough patches, but we got through them. Hope you smile down on me from doggy heaven. And to Uncle D., I hope that lime was used to make her a drink as well!

Rest in Peace, dear Anne. Have a biccie on me.

(1999-2009)

The I'ma Pose on Em', Then I'ma stroll on Em', I Called Ma Hook Up at the Store and Putta Hold On Em'

Yeah man, number 11 Space Jams... Whatever that means.

Did you know that the blue whale is THE SINGLE LARGEST ANIMAL to EVER EXIST???!!! From the birth of this world till present day! Ahhhh, and to all you mantarays out there whom think that there were bigger dinosaurs... I think you should try landing a plane. Oooooh, as luck would have it, theres an opportunity on your right!

Man, those Germans sure have some crazy ideas. I landed it anyhow, and all I got was Die Von Schnell von Schnell, Schaiza Von Schnell! Haha, those crazy French. Them and their socialist ways.

And I do think that America is headed down the path of socialism... First the banks, then carmakers... Next thing you know, healthcare!

Wheres those chains???!!!!

If only we could fly... Gavin Jay style!

The Sudanese President and Seremban

How do I explain myself? Well, at times, I do ameliorate, and when I do, you'd do well to stand around. It might rub off.

And I am now morbidly afraid of cricket, cricket related news, and b####### that are extremely indifferent towards the taking of anothers life.

The Mughazi camp, THATS where the Russian Missiles need be directed!

Angelina, Angelina, Please Bring Down Your Concertina

Yeah, and you'd do well to grow up. Pshhhhhh.........Pfetttt....... Play a welcome for me, cos' I'll be coming from overseas.