The two greatest movies EVER made....
The Punisher: War Zone, and Shoot Em' Up. Some quick facts, Shoot Em' Up had a body count of 103, and only slighly edged The Punisher: War Zone, which had a body count of 89.
The two lead actors, Roy Stevenson for The Punisher, and Clive Owen for Shoot Em' Up, are THE greatest actors EVER!!!
They used 14 gallons of fake blood (i.e., 63 LITRES) on the set of Shoot Em' Up. Both heroes are coolness incarnate...
My recommendation for BOTH movies... A solid 10/10 rating. The only possible qualm would not originate from the movies themselves, but rather from our censorship board. Its already 18SG, WHY in goodness' sake, do you censor crude language and violent scenes??? WHY??!!!
And for THE SHITTIEST Movie of 2008... Drum Roll Please!!!
TWILIGHT!! Heavens above, what with all the posing, and the vampire-drinking-goats-blood BS and long looks into each others eyes, you'd think this movie is more about an anorexic girl daydreaming than bloodthristy vampires! I mean, come on! When jumping around like an animal on steroids, meth and kickapoo is a viable option, and you throw in a non-requirement for sleep, plus super strength... I'd say that tis' truly a miracle that the vampires dont form a group of 10 and kick the Shite out of the 6,000,000,000 of us.
And heres a twist... Vampires have shiny skin. Thats how you tell them apart from human beings. Then explain Boy George, or for you contemporary cats out there, Michael Jackson! Are they nightcrawlers as well?? HMMMM???!!! Shiny skin, geeze louise man!
What next, a 'We-love-humanity-and-will-do-whatever-is-necessary-to-protect-them-despite-our-ancient-good-versus-evil-fights-and-the-fact-that-they-want-to-kill-us-and-all-our-descendants' attitude?
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