Feng Tao the Indestructible Pot of Oil

Oil, such a promised liquid (or was that promising?) Can it be used for vaseline? You bet! And did Arsenal sign Arshavin, or did Arshavin just like it over there at Zenit st. Petersburg?

Go Liverpool Go!! Beat Chelsea! And when I catch a match of this calibre next year... I think I can then safely tick one item off of my 'Do Before I Die' list! Yeah!!! (there are only ten other items, one, amongst others, being owning an Audemars Piguet and finishing ALL the achievements in an XBOX Game at the same time)

And WHY??? You may ask??? Because I'm at a friends house? Does that justify a watch that costs as much as a house? Its an investment, touche! Yeah, as is a house. But thats landed. Like peanuts. I'd much rather buy a peanut farm. Hey, if the venture fails, at least you can eat your shares!

Or at least elephants would be able to do it.

And if a person shakes hands with their little finger, then you KNOW your shitting your pants man! At least thats what I've been told... Hope he doesn't read this!

Anyways, ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!

I do believe, that in time, this blog may ACTUALLY make sense! I'm gravitating towards that! Shite!

Somnambulism is all the vogue

Like dude, I just realised man, its all blue. Take a chill pill, relax, take it slow, go easy.





And you know what? I just realised that the walls arent getting enough love man. Simply put, we need to feed them more... Emulsion paint, you ask? No, I think regular sleep patterns would do.

Camphor oil, camphor oil, camphor oil! Tis' good for digestion and the progression of healthy rustlung...Or IS IT a medical condition? Diagnosis and prognosis please!

When Diamond Dallas Page comes through with a Texas Rattlesnake, run for the hills! But watch out for mutated cannibals, and eye-ed up hills. They can bite.

Punctilicious!

All the people whom died

This is the bad engrand posts. it is the much easier to the does. I is the likes the bad engrabnd, or, and some say, the engrishhhh. it is the very the nice. If i is the no makes the sense in this posts is the forgiven, as i is no manners kind one. is the bads...

And whence will it end???!!! When will the voices end??!! Just kidding, there are'nt any voices. But do keep in kind that messages in mamak shops can end up in code. You were warned. Try the deep fried chilli chicken, and if thats too cholesterol laden, try deep-fried chilli crabs! mmmm mmmm good!

Justification for My Lai? How about the Doha Debates? The issue was...

IS THE POLITICISATION OF ISLAM (I.E. ISLAMIC POLITICS) AT ODDS WITH THE WEST?

the question was NOT whether muslims should be in politics, it was whether islamic politics should be allowed! How can we allow people to be granted opportunities to advance in a political party based solely upon their religion???? It does not make sense!! What if Americans decided to solely pick based upon religion and/or race and/or creed? It would be totally unfair!!

So Joseph, I am diametrically opposed to you, and Majjid, we definitely think alike upon whether Islamic Politics have a place in the West. I would NOT want to be subjected to hudud laws which i DO NOT subscribe to, so there!

Cheers!

The Kaleidoscope of Mantaray and the Dirty Bubble

When it began, it was in Vault 101, vuvushei! And then, Agent James Carter gained so much weight. Some say that he should have been better prepared for such a role, but what the heck, tis a comedy man!

And then, when George was a cabbie, it all went downhill. He was smacked around, but luckily, Mick Foley and his hunting rifle were handy.

What about Shai Shen?

THAT tattoo MUST have hurt!

But what about wrinkles? And fax machines? How about WWII? The chains must prevail if the Gears fail!!!

Hen pecked hen pecked hen pecked... I see the future!

Au revoir!

The Putting in of Effort

I just figured something scary out today...

SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO THEIR BLOGS!!!

Betcha didn't see that one coming, din'cha??

Anyways, back to killing Mirelurks. You've gotta shoot em' in the face! And make sure Vera Weatherly and Bryan Wilks are really related, or you may have serious problems.

In relation to the Malaysian situation, it would appear that if Malaysian what is to be the zero-sum-game, then it would be very necessary for Frederice Muamba and Kevin Davies to get their act together.

I'm sure you would concur. As would Harold-Bob!

If they pass as in the field, does that not mean that I may be the next Boa Morte? Of course, not the serpentine variety. The more social one (of course, we discount garter snakes to make the above sensible)

A mutton chop would be good right now. But would Aunt Petunia agree? I dont think so! Lets ask Fawkes, and if that fails, the Doctor will know where registered land is to go!

Cheers!

The Intricacies of Making Sense

Why, you could ask, do we communicate (excluding excommunication, that is)? Is it to achieve a sense of justification for feeding upon that human corpse? Or is it due to an inane urge to replicate the works of another? And why are the Toa Payoh HDB Flats in Singapore ALWAYS the background for horror stories???

And as a forethought (not really fore, maybe the stern thought. Or the hull thought), don't I look good in this picture?

Hahahahahahaha!

The definition of a Mirelurk

When a Mirelurk attacks, make sure you aim for its face in V.A.T.S. But if it lurks in mires, then how does it pop up in the Nuka Cola Processing Plant? The only explanation would be that the cats of the Yao Guai were moving them about. Terrible bears.

Then what about happy feet? Should they be allowed to tap tap tappity tap? What if vegetables were to become histrionic? Would you then know which watch to buy, or which person is the Brave one? Didn't think so.

Camphor oil is terrible when taken into the gathering of mice. 'WELCOME TO OUR GATHERATION!!!' Haha, and imagine putting THAT up on canvas. Should the Ishimura be reduced to rubble? I certainly think so.

Cantankerous ale tankards would prevent the manifestation of civil right of Ghouls and Smooth Skins. Or would it? I leave you with that thought dear reader... Please feel free to tell me if you used that pilot light, or you proceeded to blow poor Betty out of her sub-conscious EVIL mind!

An ode to the XBox

Where for art thou, XBOX-io? It is the East, and Fallout (3) is the sun!

When I first bough my XBox three sixty,
I saw that it was,
A night so dreary.

I sat and pondered,

Why should I,

Bring this sleek white beast,

To reside.







And as I slept and mused in my bed,
The angel of cynicism appeared and said;

My Dear Boy,
How foolish you are,
The XBox shall assist you, in your travels afar!


How? (I must have been out of my mind to say so)
I asked, as silly as I may,
Would it do so,
Turrah, Turray?



It will keep you when flesh fails,
But always remember, the Bible prevails!



And now it has dawned on me,
That come what may,
That the Bible comes first,
And only then, play!



An ode to the XBox 360


Gavin Jay Anand