Monday, 29 December 2008

The sphincter of reprimanding a thing of measure (not famous amos cookies, that would be weird)



Contrary to what most cats believe, the nuclear fallout is approaching. When the cockroaches do not survive, then you know the rats will do so. Or they may not. What if Zoltan the intrepid mongrel decides to do something?


Never thought of that, did you?


And how about the essence of thosai, which we all parade around daily? Wouldit be valid to leave a snake and rodent together? Would not the fighting fish get to the both of them?


Can Parameswara be from Goa? Dude, yeah man, and then take it out before you go to sleep, or it will loll around in your skull.

Thursday, 18 December 2008

The Finickiness of Control Panels


The pulsating temples upon the air are caused by an overdose of coffee. Or was that caffeine? How about absinthe? Would that count? Heres to green goop! And if Beng Hui ever finds that game, SLIMEWORLD, for Sega Genesis, dont stand between me and the console. I'll kill ya. Just kidding, I'dprobably let you go first. Unless pi does NOT equate to 3.142... which it does not.
Doink!
I'll skip the chains, chain lovers. So sorry, dont post any hate mail! But then again, I love you guys, my loyal fan base! How about giving it up for Abe above!!??? He's my mudokon sized hero. They aren't too big, so, as with the Big Bang and theory of relativity, I should have several more (role cages, roll cages, and swiss rolls as well)
Heres to that badak berlapis swiss roll! Dont take it to heart kid, SHOW THEM!! Haha, Danial, if you could see me now, you ###wipe! I'd beat that stupid grin off your face!

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Is the is the is, the bad engrand's is...

Well, is this the posts the very bads Engrand...after the Dominos is the ban is the readings on the books at the terminals. After is thats the happens, is all the go the hill downs.





I is the painings very the bad is. The chains is the wheres?!!!





And is the pregnant whales is the bites me the is the is? Why is she the bites me the is the is!





And is the Nancy Drew's the mamak is? I is the prevented from the playings the XBOX 360 is because mother is the watches this movies is the is. Is the sad.





Is the prace the goods? Yes, I is the says so, but is the very sads with the potential catchings. I is very feels the bads. Now I is the drown the sorrows with 4 hours of the Space is the Dead the is (Dead Space). Is the necromorph bite my head!!!



I is the feels the pains for the single mothers!



Do we haves the hearts??



No, we is not, but why should I give money to a junkie just so he is the leavings me the alones?

Friday, 12 December 2008

100,000$ cars, everybody got it!


In the counter in the closet, and I say I didn't do it with my face covered in chocolate!


Must be some covering, especially when placed into the proper context. Eh?


Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!


Macadamians and brazil nuts. And then even more so, the allocation of resources for the repairs aboard the USG Ishimura. And the terrible necromorphs and 10 kilotonne Leviathan.


I like football. Lionel Messi cekap gila!


I am SUCH a nerd!
Cheers!


Tuesday, 2 December 2008

I'm a Lead Farmer **********er!!!!


Yeah I am! And do you know how awesome it is to be one??!!! You get to blow stuff up, shoot and miss the sides of a barn, and just act all crazy!!!
Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!


The other day, I received a call from Yelizer. He said he wanted his space clippers back. NO!!!! And then, the mind possession began, and before I knew it, the line was riding up my crack!!!!

Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!

1 down, 1 more to go!!! Haha, yeah, now you know that you dont mess with the ex-universe trimmer! When will the nano-tyrannosaurus rex win? When it learns to NOT mess with an angry mama T-Rex, thats when!!! Heres a septic attack against you!!! Hahaahahahahahah!!!

Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!

But then again, ask yourself, why did not big papa rex care? I think its that whole bond between mother and child thing. Rip em' and display em'!!! Rawrrrr!!!! No sizing up for this one!!!

Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!

I, for one, am a huge advocate of acting demure if you look like you measure your trouser size in hectares. PLEASE dont sit on me!!! And if you cant act, fake!! And if you cant fake, become a lead farmer!! Or fly me to the moon... Is it really that hard? I mean, Laika did it, and shes still ok (although shes dead, I hate dog years!)

Wheres my chains??!!!Wheres my chains??!!!

How is it atrocious? Whence is it not? Will these cretins from the denizen Ooglah ever be excreted back into the sewers whence they came from? Or shall Doraemon do it? Aung Aung Aung, Aung eneh maaney suci, tora ey, maamu!!!