Where's my chains??!!!

Alright yo, this be like, you know, like, a blog. Its like, dedicated to the love which bonds people and the chains that lock their homes.

A large portion of this blog will be devoted to chains, and all chain-based information, including chain-letters, chain-mail, chainsaws, and, to a certain extent, chagrin (the most latter portion will mostly be 'enjoyed' on your part)

As many of you knowledgeable readers (sarcasm dripping, mind you) might know, chains are an integral part of any house protection system. It prevents thieves from entering and provides owners with an overall sense of wellbeing.

Chains are a blessing, and it may be said that, for old people whom task themselves (or should I say pride themselves?) on locking up their houses with chains, chains are a God-send.

If you agree with the drivel above, and have actually bothered reading till this point, you are the biggest loser I (may) know. Cheers!

P.S. ManU NEARLY drew with Hull City, Chelsea just hammered Sunderlan 5-0, and Liverpool's goning to be playing Tottenham soon. Huzzah!