The Tenacity of D

The Tenacity of D An ode to the letter D...

Where for art thou, letter D? It is the east, and the letter E, is the sun!Quoth the raven nevermore!

Alright, time for the second blog posting, you loony landlubbers! As I am my own greatest fan, today's post will be dedicated, as you can tell from the header, to the letter D.

Where's my chains??!!!

Why the letter D, you may ask? Well , in my last posting, the letter D was the only letter with the tenacity and cool factor 10 balls-rating to omit itself from my post (Re: The word 'Sunderlan"D"')

As such, in relation to all things chain-like, the letter D is, AMAZINGLY, shaped like one of the links which a chain is made up of! Where's my chains??!!!

As such, the correlation between the letter D and world history should also be made here, to further emphasize my point. Denmark, has great footballers (alright, not that great, but better than the USA anyway). Deutschland, has World Cup winning champs!

Where's my chains??!!!

Donkeys were critical in the building of the pyramids! (I made that last fact up) Dick Dastardly was always plotting the Downfall of the world. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!!!Where's my chains??!!!

Dreams brought us where we are today! Dust is what we will turn into when we Die! Defeat is a word!Where's my chains??!!!

And finally, the icing in the Dumb cake, Dolphins are safer thanks to the Destruction of Dumb Donkeys like Dick Dastardly and Doyle whom plotted the Downfall of the Dolphin community by doing away with pyramids and king heroD!!Where's my chains??!!!

I should getta job man...