The Psyche (pronounced sy-kee) of Today's Youth

Wheres my chains?!!! Wheres my chains?!!! Wheres my chains?!!! Wheres my chains?!!! Wheres my chains?!!!

Alright, this is a post very dear to me, as I think it is one which needs addressing today... The PSYCHE of today's youth! (and by youth, I mean any person in the age group ranging from 16-20)

After extensive research, comprised of a bench featuring prominent academics such as Myself, Myself and Dr. Mineself, this information is coming to you raw and unbridled.

Wheres my chains?!!!

After years of observation and study, this is basically what today's youth is obsessed upon;

1. A Boyfriend or Girlfriend

2. Handphone

3. Being online

4. To appear 'COOL' amongst their peers. This usually (almost always) involves laughing, talking, joking, smoking, and/or cursing the loudest in public places amongst a group of friends whom will cackle along not knowing exactly what's going on [the above four 'COOL' acts are not mutually exclusive, are interchangeable, and can be combined].

Ta-da!! Boiled down to four simple must-haves!Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!

Here would be an example of a conversation between today's members of youth, garnered after years of observation and reels of records;

(Note that CAPSLOCK indicates speaking in extra loud voices, specifically intended to attract members of the opposite gender)

[Upon sitting down or whilst standing up and 'Wassuping Homies'] Wei, F******,, how la? PONTENG A? (Played truant?) [Speaking to the waiter] Bang, swee chia satu! (Bro, bring me an iced tea)

Wheres my chains?!!!

[After receiving order] Wei F*****, got a smoke a? [Upon receiving the fag, and friend cracks a stupid, imbecillic joke] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WEI, F******, YOU D*** FUNNY WEI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Wheres my chains?!!!

Ahh, just had to say that. Feel much better now.

Alright, time for some random, made-up facts. Go ahead, quote me on this. Just know that I'm lying through my teeth (save for the last fact).

Rainbow trout fart is good for your eyes.

Donkeys make excellent pen pals.

The youth of today are egotistical, self-centred psycophants.

I will break you in-half.

Cheerio!