Mankind and its maestro

Yes, that is what all of us will eventually look like in 50 years. I have not omitted women. They too will look like him. In fact, I know of some that already do.

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Todays discussion will be on the importance of coffee and its potential life-threatening cats syndrome which in effect will be bombastic enough to bring characters from Dilbert to life and consign a crate of oranges to Heck and allow us all to do the macarena and Limbo with Grim the Grim Reaper, and if theres time, knock on the door of Rotiboy and catch some slogs for breakfast. If they don't catch you first.

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The paragraph before the last made NO SENSE at all. If you read it, kudos to you and your cat Mittens, which carries out (the cat, not you) extensive market research. At least according to the dingbat on your shoulder.


Made you look.

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I like oil and all its slipperiness. How does procrastination affect humanity? If Alfred Nobel had procrastinated, and not invented dynamite, we'd all be living in caves, but hey, there'd be no wars WITH EXPLOSIONS! Arnold Schwarzenegger would never have starred in Terminators 1-3, and Sylvester Stallone would not speak as though he's Marlon Brando in the Godfather.

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Maklimus terriensus finickinus. Sounds like latin, but I made it up.

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Why do we communicate? Is it our large brain? Does it speak to us, thus leading us into speaking with others? If that was an argument, why don't whales speak back? (Unless they DO! It's just us whom have'nt been able to interpret!)

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Here it is again.

Don't know why there's a pcture of a crazy clown here, but if you must know, this is Sweet Tooth, a psychopathic murderous clown. He is also the star of the Twisted Metal series. He is my friend and compatriot, although he's stuck in a video game.


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Yeah, its his favourite quote too. And he'll eat your brains out.


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Bruce Willis is awesome. He's bald.


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Why don't I make sense? I would like to, but its just too much work. I'd much rather write cryptic, hidden messages for the aliens reading this to interpret, years from now when we're all looking like this.


No, its not faecal matter, you loony fish cat. Or cat dog, if you'd prefer. Maybe flish. Its some kind of food. dont know what though.

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Cheerio!