When I say mankind, you say demagogue! When I say pontoon, you say boatswain! (pronounced boh'sun, you silly landlubber) How do freelancers work? Do you think that the armor and the chinks which they adopt and keep in their basements keeps the toast warm? Or would that be the jelly bunnies lurking up behind you, ready to punish you for all your misdeeds?!!!!
Wheres my chains??!!!! Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Mastery of cats will bring about the liberation of Cat Kahuna. And what about Jeremy Clarkson? Should he be imcarcerated for his various, heinous pressed wifebeater singlets?
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Freedom comes at a price, but if that price was to be the evisceration of grass balls, would that really be such a bad thing? Tell me then, dear Sir, and pray make haste. Not Hansel and Gretel. Overpower the wicked Witch of the East, and if possible the Great winds of the North Sea as well.
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Wheres my chains??!!!!
When chains were manufactured, this blog actually made sense. It still does, you just have to read between the lines. And take me literally on this, although I cannot guarantee that that would make sense. Or would it?? (Cue mysterious music)
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Can the ravings of a hen be considered literary classics? And should we be liasing with interterrestrial beings at the sake of chicken and beef sandwiches and biscuits? Why aren't humans equipped with powerful paws and opposable thumbs as WELL???
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Can a fish be held liable in court for contempt? I think so, especially if the whale (a mammal, by the way) was to not encourage it to testify. Maybe a bass, but not a swordfish. Or maybe even the mako. Now THAT would be intensely and jealously guarded!!
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
Gourds are quite the interesting creation. They hold water and cinnamon sticks, but you already knew that. And what about the pronunciation of cats?? Should someone NOT adhere to the strict rules of gravity??!!! HMMMMM!!!! Ponder upon that, evil genius!!
Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!Wheres my chains??!!!!
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