Cantankerous Behaviour, Its My Choices Is the Is the Is!!!!

I was listening to geese on the TV the other day, heres how it went...

Honk! Honk! Honk! (Violent hand gesture, wing flying back)

Honk! Honk! HONKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! Adakah ini yang sepatutnya! HonKK!!!

I suppose you could guess that this is Karam Singh Waliah...

Wheres my chains?!!!

I was skating down Meadowhall the other day whilst listening to Christmas tunes, when all of a sudden, the ice broke.

Wheres my chains?!!!

Thats what I shouted. As luck would have it, Malaysia has no snow, so the pond was fake. I was actually inside a teriyaki bar. Yeah, cool sushi man.

Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!

And then there was this dude at the mamak store, he said, "Dude, get some diapers!" I said, "Dude, go get some glasses! We're in Malaysia! Its not California, surfer dude!" then he agreed, shaved his hair off, and is now officially part of Gerak Gerak Gerak Khas!!!!

Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!
Wheres my chains?!!!

And for the coup-du-grace, I think I'll end with a song. Rasmus, Marasmus, dan Form Six, kalau tak careful, nanti ada kebakaran semasa saya di Form 6 ya.

Wheres my chains?!!!Wheres my chains?!!!

I choose oligarch tea as well.

Cheers!