The Baboon's Butt

"You see, its all in the baboon's butt,"

The above statement basically sums up the entire universe. Everything we stand for, and everything which we know, understand, and shall (ever) understand can be summed up in all totality by these great 8 words.

"You see, its all in the baboon's butt,"

If you were to completely devote yourself to these 8 words, you would see your world opening up. These GREAT words were elucidated to me by the great world-traveled-and-wearied sage, Mr. Ravi aka the non-sleeper for 7-days whom woke up beside a baboons butt once after he actually did get some sleep.

The origins of the great sage Ravi would not be important, but, it should sufice to say that he existed from the time of the titans.

He was, in fact, the script writer for the great Kronos in the game God of War 2, and it was the great sage Ravin whom penned the popular phrase of Kronos', "Our destiny has brought us together, Warrior."

Wheres my chains?!!!

Needless to say, the great sage Ravi has outlived the titans, and now walks amongst us. This lover of chains was blessed enough to be imparted upon a nugget of wisdom by his Most Excellency.

Wheres my chains?!!!

In the never-ending quest for material goods of mere mortals,the great sage Ravi assured this chain-lover that he was one whom abstains from any and all forms of worthless, trivial items. However, the great Ravi is one whom challenges 'just-for-the-thrills.'

Wheres my chains?!!!

As such, this lucky chain-lover managed to meet the great sage ravin at a publicity stunt, whereby the great Ravi was challenging, merely for the fun of TRYING (note the emphasis!), to win a car.

After repeated assurances of his endurance (RE: Sleeplessness for 7 days), the great Ravi crashed out after 30-minutes. His loss was indeed humbling (for us mere mortals, not him, as it shows us that even sages have limits), but it is assured that the great sage Ravi is right now handling an M-16 in Russia, whilst being attacked by baboons with red butts.

"You see, its all in the baboon's butt," was a secret he revealed to this chain-lover pre-challenge, and is now one which I impart upon thineself, dear reader.

"You see, its all in the baboon's butt," Let these 8 words guide your life, and always remember the great Ravi.

Wheres my chains?!!!