Anecdotes from Brigadier General Zlorg of the 8th Dimension

And then, there were none. At least thats till they managed to breed Khaki ducks. Now all we have would be fewer apple snails. And mud. I have always been against the proliferation of confetti as opposed to the inauguration ceremony(ies) of bengal tigers. The latter I support. As do I the former.

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Can mankind ever lose out to birds? If so, why are some hawks bigger than kittens? And why the inadvertent obsession with a rural Japanese town with a special name? Will he, wont he,Will he, wont he, will he adopt the town? (sung to the tune of 'Will you join the dance?') Yes said the Porpoise, I will.

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Why do people dare take the risk of travelling in aeroplanes? Isn't it dangerous sitting in a big metal box, which weighs more than my house, and is propelled by millions of chemical reactions? Add to the equation the fact that any small human or mechanical error could cause a glorious eruption of fire and fuel! Haha, gotcha thinking, did'nt I?

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Did you ever consider the effects which would be brought about by an increase in the production of artificial hips? Companies would employ hip-breaking thugs, just to increase revenue! Gahhhh!!!!

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Should the third dimension aliens ever arrive, tell them that a left at Planet Zotan, and straight on till Nexus VV-53 is what they would want. And probably need as well.

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Can a destructive monsoon bring about the end of the reign of plastic and metal? I would think so. Unless a truckload of piranhas would be able to avert such a crisis. I hate those meat-eating hamsters.

Jumping Jehosaphats! I just estimated the arrival of cockroach-friendly squirrels, but whom are, quite unfortunately, people-haters. And they have laser weapons and are three times our size. No bushy tails, sorry. Only little stumps, which gives them a really bad personality. Pure evil, these rodents.

Better get your chains ready for the invasion of the balls of hail! And if that doesn't kill you, Readers Digest jokes will!

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