Today, I learnt...

that people can have 'frenemies'. I don't get it. If you don't like someone, why hang around them? A practice more common amongst those of the fairer sex (I'm NOT being sexist, just acerbic. Even CNN admits it).

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/08/24/tf.why.women.have.frenemies/index.html

To be content

A bowl of muesli,
Everyday,
Shall keep your bowels happy,
And constipation away.

For to be content,
One must contend,
Is to not strain,
But to lightly distend.

Euphemisms the above,
May or may not be,
A nonsense limerick,
This is, most definitely.

The Bells

Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than, the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd! Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there, why her smouldering eyes still scorch my soul!

Beata Maria, don't let the siren cast her spell, don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!

Like fire, hellfire, this fire in my skin, this burning, desire, is turning into sin!

The Coolest Song Ever

I'm a hippopotamus with noodles on my back

Yes... yes I am.

Quotes

If any further warning about the dangers of racial intolerance (specifically in Malaysia, but applicable worldwide) need be said, a quote from Adolf Hitler would sum it up beautifully:

What luck for rulers, that men do not think.

(I hate entering these disclaimers; let me point out that, as Adolf Hitler was Satan-incarnate, the very fact that he issued such a statement belies what lays ahead should actions such as that which he undertook were to be brought about again)

The World

Boil the World down and you'll have three things; sex, money and disease. Everything else is white noise. -Gavin